yellow!

life's beeen so monotonous. i know i know, what more do i expect? something sexciting wouldnt hurt, right God? uh i've not been doing anything much except eating ( monotonous i tell you ) it's such a routine, i could eat with my eyes closed ( it's not a feat, but so what? sue me ) i hope this isnt gna start the rhythm for the coming week cause thats just depressing ):

oh and friendster has been a great source of entertainment :D i loves loves loves it. the guys on friendster are just plain weird and desperate? it's quite funny. wait, i mean deliriously funny. so funny i- could- pee- in- my- pants- funny. listen to this:

" i see you have viewed my profile. since there has been a change of vibes, maybe you could give me a ring at 9________ for dinner or coffee"

change of vibes? seriously. thats just plain freaky. hopefully, he's a visitor from out there. he reminds me of those men/people that mothers always warn you about- " dont talk to strangers/ dont get into cars with strangers bla3 " and you (or at least I) always rolled my eyes cause it seemed nearly impossible that such scoundrels would be preying on people like you and me someday. see la, your mah-der is always right, listen to her. ok the whole 2 lines are total bullshit. cause firstly, my mother has never said such things to me and besides, the last time me and s hitched a ride, he turned out to own a shisha place so whats so bad abt that right?

anyway i learnt a new song, it goes like this:
10 little monkeys jumping on the bed
one fell off and bumped his head
mama called the doctor
and the doctor said
"hey, the monkey is so dead"

if i sing a little song and do a little dance, does it make me crazy?

because you were king of hearts

( or at least my king )